Creepy Spooky Mug

🧟♀️ Because Being a Morning Person is Overrated 👻 (14.5oz of Pre-Coffee Haunted Realness)

Found: The perfect mug for those who channel Wednesday Addams before their morning brew. This sleek black ceramic mug tells the truth about your pre-coffee personality - you're not scary, you're just creepy and spooky (and proud of it!).

WHY THIS MUG IS YOUR NEW MORNING MOOD

• 14.5oz capacity (enough room for your morning potion)
• Sleek black ceramic (matches your soul before coffee)
• Crisp white lettering (spookier than your reflection before 8 AM)
• Double-sided design (creepy from every angle)
• Microwave safe (resurrect your cold coffee)
• Dishwasher safe (because manual labor is scary)

PERFECT FOR

• Your pre-coffee warning system
• Scaring away morning small talk
• Embracing your inner ghost
• Making your coworkers understand the assignment
• Anyone who's more Adams Family than Brady Bunch before coffee

WARNING: Side Effects May Include

• Excessive head nods from other coffee zombies
• People actually waiting until you're caffeinated
• Spontaneous creepy giggles
• Sudden urges to decorate for Halloween in Summer 
• Being labeled as "the spooky one" at the office (wear it proudly!)

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Treat this mug like your favorite haunted mansion - with respect and regular cleaning.
• Microwave and dishwasher friendly because even the creepiest among us deserve convenience.
• Wash Before Use + Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
• Use Caution When Removing From Microwave

PAIRS PERFECTLY WITH

• Our Halloween coaster collection
• Your morning death stare
• That black cat you've been feeding
• Your everyday gothic aesthetic
• The dark circles under your eyes

Remember: Being creepy and spooky isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle (especially before coffee)!

Seen Haunting

• Morning zoom calls
• Office break rooms
• Instagram-worthy coffee stations
• That corner of your kitchen where all the mugs hide

Minor imperfections are a natural characteristic of our handmade mugs