Wren + Glory 'OLDEST Child' Painted Hoodie
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$275.00 - Regular price
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$275.00
Description
Wren + Glory Hand-Painted “Oldest Child” Hoodie 🖤🎨
Rules? Yeah, blame the oldest child. This oversized black distressed hoodie is a witty nod to sibling dynamics, hand-painted with bold white lettering that reads:
“OLDEST CHILD i’m the reason we have rules”
The text runs diagonally across the back, giving it a striking, statement-making design. Each hoodie is hand-painted to order by Gloria and her team in their NYC studio, then signed with the iconic @wrenandglory mark—making your piece a true one-of-a-kind.
✨ Why You’ll Love It
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Hand-Painted Original – Every hoodie is unique, signed by the artist.
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Oversized Comfort – Cozy, slouchy, and perfect for layering.
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Streetwear With Personality – Turns family jokes into high-fashion statements.
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Limited Edition – Once it’s gone, it’s gone.
Fit & Feel
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Oversized, super comfy, slouchy fit.
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Can be worn as a hoodie or styled as a sweater dress.
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We recommend sizing up for an ultra-relaxed look, or staying true to size for a more snug fit.
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Measurements: Body Width 27" | Length 29" | Sleeve 21.5".
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Model: 5'4, 110 lbs.
Designer’s Notes
Everyone needs a W+G painted hoodie. It’s the ultimate blend of art, humor, and comfort—adding personality to your wardrobe without even trying.
CARE
DENIM, COTTON AND CANVAS:
We recommend spot cleaning when possible. To wash the full piece, simply put in the machine, inside out, and hang dry.
LEATHER:
We recommend taking your leather pieces to dry cleaners, like you would with any other leather clothing.
Shipping & Returns
- Free Shipping on Orders $75+
Standard delivery: 10-15 business days. - 30-day hassle-free returns. Contact us for instructions.
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Wren + Glory 'OLDEST Child' Painted Hoodie
- Regular price
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$275.00 - Regular price
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- Sale price
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$275.00
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What Makes Wren + Glory Special to Us
Wren + Glory stands out because they redefine fashion as wearable art. Founded by sisters Renee (“Wren”) and Gloria (“Glory”) in 2018, the brand transforms sketches into statement pieces painted in their NYC studio by local artists—ensuring each item is meaningful, sustainable, and striking. Their made-to-order model slashes waste and invites customers to own something uniquely expressive.